-responsible for damage done to you hardware and/or software. This software
-requires the use of the Atari Jaguar (CD) boot ROM and/or Commercial ROM
-images. You may only use the ROM images if you own the cartridges itself. The
-use of Commercial ROMs without owning the original cartridge is illegal in
+responsible for damage done to you hardware and/or software. While it won't
+rape your dog, it might do other nasty things. You have been warned. This
+software requires the use of the Atari Jaguar (CD) boot ROM and/or Commercial
+ROM images. You may only use the ROM images if you own the cartridges itself.
+The use of Commercial ROMs without owning the original cartridge is illegal in